After dinner
I was surprised by Lieut Miller informing
me that a lady had called to see me. Wondering who it
could be, I hastily went to the office and was overwhelmed
with astonishment to find that it was my wife!
Who had come through an army of thirty thousand men to
this strange city to see after me. I had hardly begun
to ask her the many questions I desire, before the commanding
officer informed me the interview must terminate, as the
alotted time of fifteen minutes allowed between prisoners
and their visitors had expired. I returned to my room
considerably cheered by the knowledge that my family were
all well; and that no farther mishap had occurred either
to them or my affairs otherwise. How I did yearn to be
outside the jail in order that I might go about the city
with my wife. I grew almost desperate in my longings,
so much so that Hunter from sheer
sympathy, sent out by Jim and smuggled in his room a couple
of bottles of excellent wine, of which he informed me
early in the evening after supper. He had seen how keen
all the party here were after anything to drink, and also
how they continually insisted on going to bed early, a
point which I invariably contested, by the way, in spite
of the scolding and quarreling of my companions, carried
so far as I was concerned. Hunter proposed that, in addition
to enjoying the liquor, we should also have a joke along
with it, and, to this end, I should take charge of it,
that soon after roll call I should propose that all hands
should go to bed early, taking care not to undress myself,
that after they had stripped, I should pretend that I
had forgotten some important writing I was compelled to
finish, get the whole party to fretting, pretend to an
ill - humor myself, then to go to his room and invite
him to ours, pull out the wine and drink it between us.
The scheme took admilrably, all our party were overjoyed
at the prospect of a good night's rest, a luxury I did
not often allow them, their clothes were quickly stripped
and, when the last one had popped into bed, I suddenly
stated my request that I had forgotten a most important
matter of writing. Slaughter instantly
sprang up in his bed, remarking, "now, Rowe, this
will never do, we must sleep tonight." Cox
growled that he was opposed to this 'one - man power,"
referring to my keeping the whole party awake, Washington
growled out his diapprobation, Norton
said he was sure that I would feel better in the morning
if I went to bed. I took issue with all of them, charged
them with selfishness, and soon lashed them into a condition
of fuming, fretfulness, except Mr
Scott, who seemed to enjoy the thing. I then called Hunter
in, and bringing out the wine and ice, I invited him to
join me and, with mock seriousness, told him what I had
to contend with. In the meantime, at the sound of the
wine and ice, Slaughter and Cox subsided, as also did
Norton and Washington, and each one slid to the edge of
his bunk and looked wistfully at the bottles. According
to programme the first bottle was exhausted at one draught
by Hunter and I from our pint flasks, the other was instantly
divided between us, and now if the look of blank dismay
which overspread the countenances of Cox and Slaughter
and Washington, as they saw their chance of a drink disappear,
would have made Heraclitus laugh. John Scott roared, Hunter
and I now joined in, and the joke was consummated, but
not the fun, for it grew fast and furious until long after
midnight.
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