After breakfast,
which was earlier than usual, I sought Dr
Stanley's room and communicated to him my suspicions that
we both had been deceived. He reassured me by the opinion
that, in the press of business, the officers had not time
to attend to us, an opinion in which the inmates of his
room coincided. Thus reassured, I was somewhat satisfied.
Soon after returning to my room, Washington
was called to the door. He closed it after him, but soon
reopened it and beckoned me to come to him. On approaching,
I observed the negor man, Jim, who acted
in the capacity of scullion for the priviledged floor.
It turned out that jim was now acting in a different capacity.
He was the winged Mercury, bearing the love messages of
a damsel, apparently of some sixteen summers. She had
now sent a letter, as Jim said, to the gentleman who had
been signalling her from the windows on our floor. I had
observed on several occasions previous Mr
Charles C Wellford, Mr Thomas F Knox
and the Reverend Dr William Broaddus
engaged in the exhibitions of gallantry to which Jim referred.
Indeed I had several times laughed at them, and jokingly
charged them with being men of dangerous moral character.
This letter therefore was a great treat in the way of
a practical joke. Taking it from Washington and summoning
the rest of the Fredb'g delegation to repair to the room
of Messrs Broaddus, Knox and Wellford. When they had all
assembled, I arose and solemnly informed the crowd that
they had been called together on a matter of serious importance,
in fact, the case involved the moral character of the
gentleman of Fred'bg, and, as it then stood, the reflection
was cast indiscriminately on all. That the love letter
I held in my had had been sent by the confiding damsel
in pink calico and white apron who was even then in sight,
probably awaiting with anxious heart the results of Jim's
"mission." Then reading the letter which mainly
consisted of an acknowledgment of the signals, an earnest
protestation of love, a fervent wish that her lover might
speedly be released and an equally fervent invitation
that, so soon as he was free, he would visit her, I remarked
upon the moral turpitude of such an act of corruption
of a young female mind, and urged that the guilty parties
should be ferreted out, and visited with such punishment
as the hitherto stainless but now dishonored reputation
of Fred'bg gentlemen demanded. Thus far I had spoken with
gravity. Hunter and Washington
who had taken seats behind me were enjoying the thing
hugely, but with undisturbed countenances; turning around
partially, I caught the expression the latter's eye which
nearly upset me, the rest of the "grave and reverened
seigniors" looked wonderingly, as if to say, what
next. Now, concluded I, gentlemen, it is well known that
but three of our number have been guilty of the nefarious
practices which have led to this shameful conclusion,
and no one knows how near an awful crime. Those three
individuals, gentlemen, are Rev Dr Broaddus, Mr C C Wellford,
and Mr Thomas F Knox, and I may add, that the last mentioned
has added to his enormities that of using a spy glass
in his operations. The facts to which I referred were
undeniable, the letter was genuine, the joke stuck like
Nessus' shirt.
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